"Shave my face with a rusty razor!"
"Scratch my back with a hacksaw!"
These sayings tie for the eighth spot. Does this technically make this a list of eleven items?
No, because we're cheating!
So, why the tie? Simple: they're the same saying with the benefit of some "Mad Libs." You're not fooling me, Mr. Lange!
It seems Mike prefers some masochism with his hedonism, and a little pain to go with your pleasure can be found in this one-liner. The Penguins score a goal, and Mike Lange asks us to make him bleed.
Perfectly rational, right? Or, is it just blissfully irrational enough to make us yearn for more?
Be sure to have plenty of tissue paper to apply to those red splotches, and don't forget to use some aftershave. A lot of pain now will save a little pain (for a long time) later, and Mr. Lange will certainly thank you!
And, for the record: if you're going to scratch his back, make sure the saw is black and gold! Okay?
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